Experienced Catto sought for top notch cuddles, perfect purrs and delightful company.
Excellent benefits will be bestowed upon the successful candidate - High quality food, catto massage, supreme bed linen, a supply of organic premium catnip, various toys, beautiful outdoor space, peaceful surroundings.
If you have the following qualifications please apply within.
- Must be a relaxed catto.
- Be friendly and affectionate to everyone.
- Be happy lounging on laps.
- Be happy having extensive tummy tickles.
- Enjoy being held like a baby.
- Love their ears being fondled, kissed and sniffed.
- Keep their bottoms clean.
- Like snuggles in bed.
- Wipe wet paws before getting into bed.
- Must toilet outside, away from flower beds.
- Enjoy a chat.
- Must not purr loudly all night on the pillow.
- Be willing to sleep in (no 5am wake up calls).
- Enjoy loud dance music.
- Not bring furry prey into the house.
- Never catch birds.
- Never spray in the house. Ever.
- Be willing to learn to dance with human companion.
- Be interested in going on long walks.
- Be willing to undertake some training.
- Prefer the candidate not to jump on doors.
- Prefer a catto who’s kind to all animals.