Experienced Catto sought for top notch cuddles, perfect purrs and delightful company.

Excellent benefits will be bestowed upon the successful candidate - High quality food, catto massage, supreme bed linen, a supply of organic premium catnip, various toys, beautiful outdoor space, peaceful surroundings.

If you have the following qualifications please apply within.

Essential criteria:

• Must be a relaxed catto.
• Be friendly and affectionate to everyone.
• Be happy lounging on laps.
• Be happy having extensive tummy tickles.
• Enjoy being held like a baby.
• Love their ears being fondled, kissed and sniffed.
• Keep their bottoms clean.
• Like snuggles in bed.
• Wipe wet paws before getting into bed.
• Must toilet outside, away from flower beds.
• Enjoy a chat.
• Must not purr loudly all night on the pillow.
• Be willing to sleep in (no 5am wake up calls).
• Enjoy loud dance music.
• Not bring furry prey into the house.
• Never catch birds.
• Never spray in the house. Ever.

Desirable:

• Be willing to learn to dance with human companion.
• Be interested in going on long walks.
• Be willing to undertake some training.
• Prefer the candidate not to jump on doors.
• Prefer a catto who’s kind to all animals.